"That they may teach the young women to be sober, to love their husbands, to love their children, to be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their own husbands, that the word of God be not blasphemed." Titus 2:4-5

Monday, January 23, 2012

If You Give a Mom a Muffin


 "If you give a mom a muffin, she'll want a cup of coffee to go with it. She'll pour herself some. Her three-year-old will spill the coffee. She'll wipe it up. Wiping the floor, she will find dirty socks which will remind her that she still has to do laundry. When she puts the laundry in the washer, she'll trip over boots and bump into the freezer. Bumping into the freezer will remind her she has to plan supper. She will get out a pound of hamburger and look for her cookbook (101 Things To Make With A Pound Of Hamburger). The cookbook is sitting under a pile of mail. She will see the phone bill, which is due tomorrow. She will look for her checkbook. The checkbook is in her purse that is being dumped out by her two-year-old. She'll smell something funny. She'll change the two-year-old. While she is changing the two-year-old, the phone will ring. Her five-year-old will answer and hang up. She'll remember that she wants to phone a friend to come for coffee. Thinking of coffee will remind her that she was going to have a cup. She will pour herself one. And chances are, if she has a cup of coffee, her kids will have already eaten the muffin that was supposed to go with it.
Ha ha ha....I can relate to this, can you???  God bless!


  1. Sounds like how it is around my house as well.
    Thanks for the laugh!

  2. Super funny!! thanks for the smile! :)

  3. Of course I can relate! Hilarious..only because it's so true!

    Sometimes I'll make a bee line for oh...say the bathroom...and like 68 minutes later I realize I STILL have to pee! In between it might have been bottoms...a mess...switching a load of laundry..making a phone call that needs to be made..well you get the picture!

    God Bless!

    1. Andrea you're hilarious! I do the same thing!